13 Silly Alternate Titles to 13 “Friday the 13th” Franchise Entries

So happy Friday the 13th! And in honour of “black Friday” we will be looking at the eponymous slasher series featuring the ultimate murderous machete-loving mama’s boy Jason Voorhees.

I could rank all of the Friday the 13th entries but Blastr already did that here and it seems like a lot of work. So instead I will be giving silly alternate titles to each entry. Let’s do this thang:

#1 Friday the 13th

Alternate title – Killer Momma’s House

#2 Friday the 13th Part 2

Alternate titles – The Man in the Bag Mask OR Mother May I Kill the Strangers?

#3 Friday the 13th Part 3

Alternate title – The Mighty Ducks 3: Killer Season

#4 Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter

Alternate title – The Neverending Story

#5 Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning

Alternate title – What about Jason?

#6 Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Alternate title – Night of the Living Jason

#7 Friday the 13th: The Series (TV)

Alternate title – Even Stranger Things

#8 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

Alternate title – Carrie v Jason: Mind over Machete

#9 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Alternate titles – New York Minute OR Speed 3: Kill Control

#10 Jason Goes to the Hell: The Final Friday

Alternate title – Invasion of the Jason Snatcher

#11 Jason X

Alternate titles – 2001: A Slaughter Odyssey OR RoboChop

#12 Freddy vs Jason

Alternate title – The Odd Couple OR What Nightmares May Come OR The Chop it List

#13 Friday the 13th (Remake)

Alternate titles – The Curse of the Reboot’s Gloom OR Remember the Jason? OR Money Talks OR The Neverending Story 12: Jason Will Never Die, Like Ever

So that’s my list. Think you can come up with more clever and witty titles. Well share in the comments whydoncha?

For more horror goodness you can check out my ranking of the eight best and eight worst Stephen King film adaptations here.



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